diglettdevious: This was worth the 6 seconds.
coldstone cake batter ice cream
7th Grade me: I will never smoke weed in my life
12th grade me: Bruh
im so nostalgic rn i love fbr come back every broken up band (tai)
working at a call center is so boring but so easy so i want to leave but don’t want to work elsewhere UGH
twitturds: do I really look that bad or is it just the lighting: an autobiography
clockiel: hhey uhhhhh wanna be friends with me (starts stuttering) (says an unfunny joke) (spends 10 minutes trying to think of a reply to something you say) i gotta go
I just wanna watch game of thrones and what would Ryan lochte do in peace but I have so much work and my everyone keeps talking uGh
growlithed: in celebration of 420 i would like to humbly bring this iconic video back from its untimely grave
Coachella rave dad
my hate for lord baelish oh man
zackisontumblr: i have 3 moods: skips every song on my ipod lets the music play without interruption plays the same song on repeat for days
who are you all i can’t keep up with username and icon changes
gorilllas: no1-idratherbe-thanme: gorilllas: you know what really churns my butter when guys wear athletic apparel like let me be your goalkeeper you sexy piece of shit don’t mean to judge or anything but did you really just use the term ‘churns my butter’?? gotta stay true to myself because there’s no1-idratherbe-thanme
snorlaxatives: remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy
do i want a galaxy s3 or an iphone???
itmakesnosense: Last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun.
spectralwaves replied to your post: remember me??? leave wanna fight ese
nyanchos: trying to talk to someone you like
nepeter: maybe if u didnt add the dumb ass comment i’d reblog it from you